I am going to Dave’s birthday party tonight. Will there be musical hijinx or just booze? ♫ http://beta.blip.fm/~lv4q9
How do you make a movie that a) stars Benicio del Toro, Anthony Hopkins, Hugo Weaving, and Emily Blunt and b) just barely - and I mean just fucking barely - turns out to be mediocre? I have no idea,…

I would never admit it to my wife, but I DON’T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK I’M DOING. Neither do any of my friends, married or otherwise. Bros everywhere share a secret; that of being completely…
I’m usually wary of trying FANCY PRODUCTS FOR MEN but I see a dermatologist regularly for skin cancer check ups, and when he saw my pores a few years ago once we had my rampant melanin tamped down…
1) Transcribe / Novelize film version of “Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince”
2) Replace the word “Slughorn”…

… with “Slobodan”

3) Use finished document as Statement of Purpose for Poli Sci PhD program applications
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Mr. Chopsticks is not crazy gourmet. I think of it as the Asian equivalent of a really good neighborhood deli or pizza joint. I love eating here because I’ve been eating…
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Buffet King is always packed and Diana and I wanted to know why. You find out one reason when you walk in the front door: the prices are reasonable. Lunch buffet on the…